The Chicken (Week 11)

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Well... it's not quite as simple as that one question... It all goes back to one hot summer day...
There was a lonely chicken pecking seeds along the sidewalk (in this society, chickens roam free). This chicken was very sad, and wanted a companion. It was at this moment when he looked up, and to his amazement, he saw a huge (20 ft.) tall Hen across the way, standing frozen in front of a restaurant. He knew he had to meet this gorgeous bird, so he decided to take the "walk of death". No chicken has ever successfully crossed the busy highway in downtown. Slowly and hesitantly, the chicken started trotting across the street.
One lane down... Only 3 to go. He can see the lust gleaming in his darling's eyes... He must reach her. Two lanes down. He's halfway there... Oh No!! He quickly twists his head to the left and sees 2 bright headlights racing towards him. There's nowhere to run, nowhere to hide... BANG! A vehicle effortlessly runs the chicken over, and he laid in the road, lifeless.
In an instant, the chicken's soul began to float up from his body, and he once again catches sight of his soul-mate. He drifts over to her, where he stays by her side for the rest of eternity.
[ Every story must have a happy ending somewhere :) ]