I'm a Turkey (Week 13)

Gobble, Gobble, Gobble. The most traumatic time of year is coming, is this is my year. I have finally reached maturity; so humans will be on the look out. I have to keep my eyes peeled, and stay out of sight. This dreadful time of year is like a horror movie to us turkeys, and now it is our chance to plan a way to survive this season. A bright orange object appears to be winding in and out of trees, sneaking through our habitat. Battle stations ready, birds!... When the man comes into plain sight, we take our positions. 5 turkeys will be the decoy, and start flapping around to distract him.  That will be my cue to come up from behind, and peck his face to bits… Those humans won’t be enjoying their turkey feast this year… We shall be victorious :P